Country Club Confidential Presents: Boxing Day Special
With on-course fist fights on the rise, we’re here to present you our Top 5 caught on camera!
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And now, the moment you’ve been waiting for. Let’s get ready to bumble, stumble and tumble with our Boxing Day Special!!!
We open with a battle that has a little bit of everything. Overweight guys with questionable fighting skills, a shirt getting pulled off and a flagstick used as a weapon. Like all of these fights, there is no winner, but the shirtless guy swinging the flagstick gets our vote for the biggest hothead in the group!
Let's check in on the local golf course and see how it's going... ⛳️🏌🏼♂️
What do y'all think they're fighting about? ⬇️
#golf#golfing#golfcourse#crime#rural
— Mrgunsngear (@Mrgunsngear)
11:33 PM • Oct 25, 2024
Speaking of swinging objects at other golfers, here’s a guy that shouldn’t be allowed to set foot on a golf course again. He not only swings his driver at another person, but he makes contact. Needless to say, this violates numerous rules of proper golf etiquette!
⛳️🤕🏌️♂️ #WATCH — A golfer smashed his driver over a fellow golfers head after he got upset that a golfer in the group ahead allegedly hit into him.
“Call the f**king cops!” 🫨👮♂️
(Via: IDropFatLogs/Reddit)
— NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF)
5:47 PM • Oct 26, 2024
This one is just wild - it appears that two threesomes are settling some sort of disagreement with their fists. Unlike most NBA brawls, several punches land and the fight goes on a little longer that you would think. This fight doesn’t feature any weapons, but it does serve up some good old fashioned knuckle sandwiches.
It seems golf course violence is on the rise ⛳️
We may have to ban assault carts...
#golf#rural#fight#beer#alcohol#golfing#links
— Mrgunsngear (@Mrgunsngear)
3:22 PM • Dec 2, 2024
This one barely counts as a fight given the inability of either participant to “fight,” but it makes the list for its absurdity. Once again, there is no winner in this fight, including those of us that watch it, but it is nice to know that there are people out there that, if you had to, you could easily take down in a fight. These two are near the top of that list.
Trust fund fight on the golf course 🥊⛳️
(Via: thecountryclubboys/IG)
— NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF)
11:41 PM • Aug 25, 2024
And finally, this fight between golfers (and apparently course staff?) features some weak punches and an even weaker effort at a karate kick. The video doesn’t capture the whole fight, which is probably for the best. But, like all the videos before it, it’s a nice reminder that it’s better to seek non-violent resolutions to on-course disagreements!
What do you think these golfers did to deserve this beat down?
Drove into the group ahead of them? Didn't yell fore? Something else? ⬇️🤔
#rural#golf#fight#crime#etiquette#links#golfing
— Mrgunsngear (@Mrgunsngear)
6:35 PM • Jul 3, 2024
And there you have it - a quick break from our usual stories, but we’ll be back at it in 2025 and we can’t wait to show you all the new things we have planned. Until then, enjoy what’s left of 2024 and refer some friends to CCC so you can have a shot at winning that driver!!!
Poll Question
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Last Week's Poll Result
What golf lie is equivalent to Pete Campbell's discovery of his wife's lies?
🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ A fried egg in the bunker (a hot mess that's impossible to get out of) (7)
🟨🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ A barely visible ball in the fescue (a secret that you wish you didn't uncover) (5)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A fairway divot (you did everything right but still got screwed over) (12)
Fairway divots aren’t fair, and it looks like most of you agree with that. Thanks as always to everyone to took a second and voted!
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