The Prime Cut

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There is a physical and spiritual border at a club we’ll call Tangiers CC marked by a swinging double door of brushed stainless steel. On one side, the Front of House - a curated theater of hushed tones, starched linens and the soft clink of Christofle silver. Here, the "Pillars" of the community believe dinner appears via divine providence.

On the other side of the steel is Artie’s kitchen. It is a humid engine room fueled by caffeine, nicotine and a foundational layer of spite. Artie understood this divide perfectly. He knew that as long as the truffle foam was stable, the membership would never look into the darkness of the walk-in. They didn't want to know about the blood, sweat and tears - they just wanted the Wagyu at room temperature.

Artie wasn't a line cook, he was an acquisition. The Board had spent eighteen months poaching him from a rival club with a low-six-figure signing bonus and carte blanche on the menu. He was the "Rockstar Recruit," the man who could save a botched debutante ball with a tray of perfectly timed gougères.

The irony was that some members were genuinely kind to him. Mrs. Rothstein asked about his daughter's college applications. The Feldmans invited him to their Passover seder. They weren't all monsters. Some actually saw him.

But Artie knew that being "seen" at the Club just meant you were being watched. The signing bonus wasn't generosity, it was a down payment on loyalty. And loyalty, in Artie’s accounting, was a one-way street that always led to the Board’s bank account. So he built his own road.

Artie ran the kitchen like a mob accountant ran a casino. He realized the Club’s inventory system was designed by people who had never counted anything more complicated than their handicap. Artie saw the "Over-Under." If a gala required fifty pounds of caviar, Artie ordered seventy. For the Rothstein wedding, he ordered 200 Dover sole, served 140, and the remaining sixty became a $15,000 off-site dinner in Bel Air that same weekend.

The "Under" went to the members. The "Over" went into a refrigerated Sprinter van in the employee lot. This was "Artie’s Elite Catering" - a shadow business serving the Beverly Hills elite at too good to be true prices, fueled by the Club’s wholesale budget. He didn't steal because he was underpaid. He stole because the Club’s trust was a structural weakness to be exploited.

But Artie had a second, darker appetite that ran parallel to his financial operations. For years, HR files had been bloating with complaints. Cocktail waitresses spoke of "wandering hands" in the pantry, prep cooks told stories of aggressive "inventory reviews" in the walk-in. The Board, the Pillars who loved his risotto, shrugged it off. They called him "mercurial" or "old school." Mrs. Rothstein even went to bat for him, telling the Board, "He’s from a different generation." She believed she was protecting him. As long as the soufflé didn't fall, the staff was collateral damage.

The "sloppy" moment didn't come from a whistleblower. It came from gravity, condensation and a valet named Leo Feldman.

Leo was Jason Feldman’s son, a UCLA student parking Ferraris for the same family that had hosted Artie for Passover. One Tuesday, Leo noticed Artie backing his Sprinter van up to the loading dock. Hoping for a culinary school reference, Leo offered to help load a heavy crate labeled "Discarded Linens."

The crate was slick. It slipped.

The lid popped, and a vacuum-sealed slab of A5 Wagyu, bearing a Tangiers inventory sticker, slid across the oily asphalt like a hockey puck of betrayal.

Artie didn't panic. He reached into his apron and handed Leo a hundred-dollar bill. "Clean it up, kid. Meat’s spoiled anyway."

It was a fatal miscalculation. Artie treated Leo like a servant instead of the son of a man who’d vouched for him. He assumed a hundred dollars buys silence in the employee lot. Leo didn't take the money. He took a photo of the meat and texted it to his father with a single line: "Is this what we're defending?"

When the photo reached the Board President, the tone shifted to risk management. They couldn't fire Artie for theft without an audit that would expose their own negligence. But they could fire him for the harassment complaints they’d been sitting on for three years. Same result, cleaner optics.

They summoned Artie to the Boardroom on a Thursday afternoon. The President sat at the head of the table, slowly peeling the plastic wrap off a tray of catered sandwiches from a rival deli, never once looking Artie in the eye. They didn't mention the Wagyu or the Sprinter van. Instead, they played the "Moral Authority" card. They expressed being "shocked and appalled" by the harassment they had personally suppressed for years.

Artie sat there, looking at the men who had toasted his health a week prior. He knew. They knew he knew. But he couldn't fight. If he mentioned the Wagyu, he was admitting to felony theft. If he fought the harassment, he was fighting a "Pillar" infrastructure with a paper trail. He was erased before the coffee in the boardroom got cold.

The fallout was quiet. The Club issued a statement about "prioritizing staff well-being." Mrs. Rothstein found out with everyone else that the chef she’d defended was exactly what the complaints said he was.

The staff didn't feel liberated, they felt used. They knew the Board hadn't fired Artie to protect them. They had fired him because forty stolen ribeyes and a photo text were more sacred than their safety. Their dignity was worth exactly what it cost to avoid a headline.

Artie is gone, but the "Over-Under" remains. The members eat their steaks with a side of paranoia now, wondering if they’re getting the "Prime" or if someone, somewhere, is still getting the "Cut."

Because at Tangiers, justice isn't blind. It just waits until the bill for the steak comes due.

Poll Question

Last Week's Poll Result

You and your spouse realize you’re accidentally at a swingers party. What’s the move?

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Quiet Irish goodbye
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Overstay out of politeness
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Play dumb and ask questions
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Lock eyes and silently negotiate

No real surprise here - we didn’t suspect our readers were the “mixed paddle tennis” types. However, to the handful of you that voted “Lock eyes and silently negotiate” we’ve got you noted. Down the road when we have future CCC member outings your accomodations will be arranged separtely!

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