CCC's Greatest Hits

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Can you believe it’s almost been a year?! When we first sent How to Steal $20,000 From a Country Club – And Get Away With It! on September 12th, it went out to 203 of our closest friends, and we had no idea what to expect. Fortunately, most of them liked it (except for Bill J. – the man is impossible to impress), and they encouraged us to keep going… and, most importantly, they shared it with their friends.

Fast forward a little over 9 months, and we’re sending this email to way more than 200 people, and the response has been fantastic! With over 30 stories and a few “CCC Presents” articles under our belt, we've created quite a bit, but honestly? We feel like we’re just getting started.

So, for today’s Greatest Hits edition, we’re doing something a little special. We made a fake movie poster for each story. Why? Because why not? Maybe one of our readers is a movie or TV producer who will see what we see! (Looking at you Chris L.) Dare to dream, right?

And before we sign off, be sure to vote in the poll below - we want to know which story is your favorite, so we can keep bringing you these wild tales for years to come!

🎬 Lines in the Sand: The Legendary Cocaine Caddie

TAGLINE:
In 1980s Florida, there were two kinds of keys. One was a vacation destination. The other was a felony.

SYNOPSIS:
Before he was a legend at Little Pelican, he was just a broke caddie with a boat slip, an unregistered Camaro and an unlimited supply of plausible deniability. Based on a true story - mostly.

FILM OR TV?
Sure, it could be a movie. But let’s be honest, this has four-season Netflix antihero saga with a killer soundtrack written all over it.

READ IT HERE

🎬 Banking on a Dream

TAGLINE:
He always went for the green - until the FBI got in the way.

SYNOPSIS:
Before anyone knew his name, Bodie Brooks was just another mini-tour hopeful with a homemade swing, a stolen Buick and an unconventional approach to tournament funding. How far would he go to make the big time? Depends who you ask - the tour officials, or the federal agents.

FILM OR TV?
This one’s a movie. No sequels, no spinoffs - just 118 minutes of tension, ambition, and one hell of a final putt.

READ IT HERE

🎬 The Caddie Who Knew Too Much

TAGLINE:
He carried the bag. And the burden.

SYNOPSIS:
He was just a fill-in loop - until he overheard something he shouldn’t have. He spoke his mind. Then he disappeared. Some say he took a payoff. Others say he took a shovel to the back of the head. Either way, no one's seen him since.

FILM OR TV?
A movie. Noir-inspired. 110 minutes. Everyone smokes. No one gets out clean.

READ IT HERE

🎬 No Country Club for Old Men

TAGLINE:
Some hazards are inescapable.

SYNOPSIS:
It started with a body in the bunker. Then came the missing cash, the cartel whispers and a mysterious new member with a disturbing presence. The deeper the old sheriff dug, the more Cielo Verde gave up - and the less anyone wanted it back.

FILM OR TV?
This is a film. Slow, brutal, dust-covered. The kind they don’t make anymore… except when they do, and it wins three Oscars.

READ IT HERE

So that’s it for our Greatest Hits. Are there other great CCC stories? Absolutely. Are they all worthy of a movie or TV deal? Definitely not.

But the good news? Some of them are perfect for other formats - like our web series and podcast, launching July 7th!

In the meantime, dear readers, it’s time to play studio executive. Scroll down, review the pitches, and tell us: which story are you betting your career in Hollywood on?

Poll Question

Last Week's Poll Result

👀 Which of these guest types are the most common?

🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜️ 🧾 The Cheapskate (Vanishing Venmo, ghost-level tips)

🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️ 🍸 The Transfusion Timebomb (drunk by Hole 6, banned by Hole 12)

🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🎤 The Volume Knob (speaker blaring, voice louder)

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🧠 Mr. "At My Club..." (weaponized snobbery)

We can’t stand Mr. ‘At My Club…’ either - and The Volume Knob got off easy, but only because the alternatives were so much worse. We guess most of you figured ya’ could just muzzle him if you had to…

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